I tend to hurt myself a lot. You could say that I’m accident prone. These aren’t just normal accidents… they are weird ones. It’s my 3rd X-Man power. (The first is breaking technology and the second is causing people 5 miles ahead of me get into accidents when I’m running late… but those are stories for a different day.)
So I have a canker sore because I have stress. I’m just a big bundle of nerves and anger… it is kind of my thing. Anyway I have been sitting at work sipping on some ice water. This wonderful liquid serves two purposes – First is hydration. I like being hydrated, it makes everything better. Except for needing to go pee at the time, that side effect can be a PITA. The second purpose of ice water was the lovely numbing effect it had on my canker sore. This is important because those things hurt like a mo-fo.
As I was sitting here enjoying my day I decided it was snack time. My snack of the day? A delicious orange. I peel that bad boy, pop a segment in my mouth and am immediately floored by the searing pain of acidic juice meeting open mouth ulcer.
Fuck you orange.