Always Read Labels

Because we were all running super late getting home from work and forgot to plan for dinner last night, the hubby and I decided it would be a good idea to go out to eat.  What is the healthiest kid friendly option around?  I have no clue, we decided to go eat wings.

So dinner is going great, my husband and I get our wings, the girls get their nuggets and sauce (Honey BBQ yummy) and I start cutting up nuggets for the baby.  While this is going on my eldest drops her nugget in her BBQ.  Normally, my husband and I are not OK with her drowning her food in whatever sauce she is using, but we realize she is three and accidents happen.  My husband helps her fish the piece out with a fork and she takes a giant bite.

This is why it is so important to read labels… that Sweet BBQ sauce my child just took a giant fork full of… yeah not Sweet BBQ.  It was Habanero BBQ Sauce.  Said so right on the container.

Needless to say she freaked the fuck out.

For those of you who aren’t aware of habanero…. it isn’t an instantaneous spice reaction.  It builds in time.  Slowly growing until your mouth feels like the surface of the sun and all the liquids inside you try to escape from you skin, nose, and eyes.

Yeah… that was fun.

While this is going on my youngest is happily munching on her chicken.  Until she spies the container of seasoning that was placed in the danger zone.  If you have kids you know what this “Danger Zone” is if you don’t… it is the area that is within arm’s reach of your child, including an extra six inches in case by some voodoo magic that only babies in toddlers contain they are able to contort their body in a way to make their arms extra long.  I don’t know how it works, but being short that would be a super handy skill.

I look over with just enough time to watch her grab a handful of super salty vinegar seasoning and put it in her mouth.

Now I have two kids freaking the fuck out.

My husband and I look at each other between consoling our children and helping them to guzzle water and milk.  We laugh.  What else can you do really?


In case anyone was wondering we did notify the restaurant of their mistake and they were extremely apologetic and went above and beyond with making amends.  We were understandably upset by this honest mistake, but realize it was an honest mistake.  Our children have no lasting damage.  Probably.

photo credit: “Sauces” by Angelina Earley, “Be My Sweet Honey Love” by Purple Sherbet Photography, and “Hot” by Josh licensed under CC BY 4.0

Advertisements

14 thoughts on “Always Read Labels

  1. thats a very unfortunate mistake for the restaurant but at least they were apologetic and made amends, i hope there was ice cream involved!! i suspect the little ones will just be terrified of hot things for a while, im sure they will grow out of it…

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Oh no! I agree with Chris, I feel so bad laughing at your children. Hey, it happens to all of us right? I do not like spicy things so I would be freaking out just like your little girl, I’m sure! By the way, I’ve really enjoyed your blog and I’ve nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award. You can check it out on my site, thank you for the laugh today!

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Indeed…always read labels! Maybe next time, they won’t use sauce so deliberately. We have a saying in Greece (which unfortunately doesn’t translate that well) which says that if you get burned by slurping hot soup, you end up blowing on yogurt as well (to cool it down!!)

    Like

  4. I’m laughing, but also cringing. This is why I avoid eating out, we attract these sorts of mishaps. 🙂
    I know that magical formula for what they can reach all too well.

    Glad you survived the ordeal with not to many scars.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Oh dear! What a funny disaster! I remember fondly when my eldest son was 2 and was dipping chicken nuggets into sweet chilli sauce, not sweet and sour. The look on his face was like “What on earth have you done to me?!” but yet he kept coming back for more. Silly little man…

    Liked by 1 person

  6. My spouse and I stumbled over here by a different web address and thought
    I may as well check things out. I like what I see so now i’m
    following you. Look forward to finding out about your web
    page yet again.

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s