The First Step

I have thought about blogging for a long time.  I’ve even thought up some amazing blog posts.  I talk about my hypothetical blog and tell people that one day I’m actually going to sit down and make a real blog.  The problem is that every time I have actually sit down to write something I never know what to write…

I’m a Mom… so should my angle be parenting stuff?  No not another Mommy Blog…

I’m sort of Crunchy, I could blog about that…. But I’m not that crunchy, more like crispy on the outside with a soft and gooey center.

Speaking of soft and gooey… I like food!  I can blog about food!  But then I would have to cook cool stuff more, or take more pictures of what I eat when we go out… that just isn’t going to happen.

Then again I keep trying this new thing where I actually put effort into not looking like I rolled out of bed and grudgingly dressed myself from the laundry basket…. I could try writing about that.  (Technically I do roll out of bed and grudgingly dress myself from the laundry basket but that is a post for another day.)

News!  I occasionally read the news and have opinions about what I read.  I could do that, but I have a feeling that would end up pissing people off because try as I might I’m just not PC.  It’s a flaw (but not really).

I think the problem is that I’m kind of all over the place.  One day I might talk about this awesome book I’m reading, the next day I might go off about my asshole coworkers not putting water in the Keurig, I might go shopping, or get attacked by a piece of cellophane that just won’t un-stick…  There is no telling.  I don’t have to have an angle on day one.  I don’t even have to have an angle on day 500 or when I decide blogging isn’t for me and I want to learn to make crafts or some other bullshit.

So my blog is going to be all over the place.  I’m fine with that if you are.